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Legend, Wit, and Whimsey
Scottish American Society

Legends
 

News from Pennygown*

The harvest is almost behind us here in Pennygown. This year saw a larger than usual number of our neighbors turn up to help reap the corn. They always come after the blessing given by Father MacMillan. Several Pennygowners will help them in turn. The harvest everywhere has to be in soon, no later than St. Michael’s Day for certain. It was a joy to watch all the young children try to make corn dollies just for fun, annoyed as usual by the older children who put down their sickles to spoil the bairns’ efforts. As the days get shorter and shorter now, all look forward to celebrating the maiden fashioned of the last sheaf cut brought in on the hock cart. The maiden is a treasured thing, held high as it arrives back to the stackyard. Missing this year at the much-awaited kirn feast will be old Caleb, the sailor, whose death was mentioned last time.

We must apologize to Claton the beekeeper. Seems a mere mention of his resident brownie in this column was enough to cause the brownie to leave in high dudgeon. If anyone knows of any brownies willing to help poor Claton with his bees, please call on him. His gudewife Letta reports that he is really down.

Alexander McConical reports that he’d been over to the Morrison’s cottage where he was invited to partake of a rare treat. Potatoes were boiling over the fire. The pot was almost musical as the lid danced upon it. He watched as the water disappeared, leaving steam in its place. This prompted Jennie Morrison to quickly hoist the pot a few links up. She then placed some fresh herring upon the potatoes. The lid was tightened over this and allowed to stand. Eventually the pot was lifted off the fire and placed in the middle of the floor. The family said grace then all scrambled to dip their hands into the pot to scoop out a potato in one hand and a nip of herring in the other. Though embarrassed, Alex followed suit. "A taste fit for a king," he said of the experience.

Overheard at the inn: Outrage was expressed by one old traveler who said he’d watched a grave stone being stolen from atop a coffin being borne to a nearby cemetery. There was a skirmish, but the thief got away with the stone. This remark was followed by a story told by a tipler who was cursed (as he called it) with second-sight. He remarked that he actually saw the wraith of a dead man carrying a stone away from a cemetery to put on his own grave which lacked a marker. Scary stuff I’d say.

Auld Annie tells us: "If September comes in caul’ an’ weet, ye’ll shear your corn amon’ snaw an’ sleet."

 

 

 

*Pennygown is a mythical village in the Scottish highlands.

                  

Epitaphs on gravestones are sometimes used to record the feelings of the living for those who have just departed. They are not always complimentary as these (reportedly genuine) honest epithets illustrate.

    John Randle - Miser
    He was mean and rotten to his wife,
    And soon will be forgotten.
    He was mean and rotten to his wife,
    But now he's only rotten.

    A Poor Tenant Farmer
    The angels were alerted,
    And to his bed were sent,
    They waited with the landlord,
    Who's still waiting for his rent.

    Village Baker
    We miss your lovely soda scones
    And your loaves both brown and plain,
    But it's nice to know you'll never want
    Nor knead the dough again.

BOILED SHEEP'S TONGUES
 
6 tongues                                           2 clove buds
1 quart water                                      1 blade of mace
1 tsp. vinegar
 
Wash the tongues well.  Put water, vinegar, cloves, and mace into a saucepan and bring to the boil.  Add the tongues.  Simmer gently for 2 to 3 hours.  Remove skins and cut in half lengthways.  Serve with salad.  Serves six.

"Legends" are researched and written by James A. Frost, Ph.D.  If you have any questions you may e-mail him at:  [email protected]