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Contest Winners

Scottish American Society

May 6th 2018 was our McGonagall poetry (worst wins) and shortbread contest. Since there was only one entry in the shortbread contest, and that entry was made with Agnes Bagley's recipe, we are declaring the recipient of that award is Agnes Bagley - posthumous, of course.

Once again, the Heflins monitored the contest, and the winner of the McGonagall contest received a charming emulated tomato award. Well worthy of gracefully adorning the mantle of the winner, Bob Hawes. His effort (to follow) well worthy of an award though it could be argued that perhaps it was far better than that of the bard himself.

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Gie Grace t' Scotia's McGonagall

Yestreen, amang a bousing core.
McGanagall an' his poems ca' t' min.'
Thou a base cotter, nae a coof nor skellum.
Gart he verses for baith pub an' ingle.

Rigwoodie bard, aiblens, he'l nae be ca'd.
His canny words rove and linkin, abeigh.
Bairth scan an' lay'd his moil may be, but
Brent wi' befile the warly waes awa.

The sleight is when y'er pow ha' gane ta soure
An gi'ing life t'bonnie gowans o'er,
Will y'er mettle thole a sage dight'in
As a' artless cordial na benight'in?

A lee-lang bellun affords wee gree or
Siller for a bonnie hame, board or ball
Sae waught a willie stop o'nappy for
Ta frugal, unco, drill McGonagall.

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Translation:
Give Honor to Scotland's McGonagall

Last evening, among a drinking to excess company
McGonagall and his poems came to mind.
Though a lowly peasant, he's not a fool nor worthless.
He created verses for both the pub and fireplace.

Ancient storyteller, perhaps, he'll never be called.
His words may wander aimlessly and tripping, aside
Both criticized and compared his work may be, but
Smooths with charm the world's woes away.

The trick is when your head has gone to dust
And is giving life to beautiful daisys above.
Will your character endure a wise winnowing
As a true, warm comforter not depressing?

A life-long babbler supplies few rizes of
Silver for a beautiful home, food or ball
So drinking a heart cup of ale for
The thrifty, uncommon, humorously odd Mr. McGonagall.

Stumpy Boggs, 2018 (aka known as Bob Hawes)

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May 7th was our annual Wm. Macgonagle poetry and shortbread contest.

Results were tallied by Ann & Bill Heflin

Winners were:

1st prize in shortbread:  Kim Devor
1st prize in poetry:  Susan Yovichin
2nd & 3rd (tie): Frances Acar and Craig Erskine III

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AN ISLAND CHILDHOOD

By Frances Acar



When I was just a little girl

Blue of eye and blonde of curl


Oh, how I did like to play

Upon the hill and down the brae.


And we would play down on the shore,

As children we couldn’t ask for more


Than to play on shell white sand

With tidal pools on either hand.


We squished anemones and dislodged limpets

Many a summer lunch we made of winkles,


Dungeness crabs, mussels and sea weeds,

Carrageenan met all our pudding needs.


We would dig up worms of every shape and hue

Long and pink, hairy, short and yellow too,


Then off we’d go down to the shore

And hope to catch more fish than before.


Perched upon a rock at high tide

We’d cast our lines out far and wide


For bait we used crabs and shell-fish

Smooshed in a dip in the rock like a dish.


We used the same one as our grandfathers

And those before them, their grandfathers,


So now we had a smooth hollow like a cup

Where we could take our bait and smash it up.


We’d throw out the bait to attract our prey

And fish on till the end of day


Large and small we caught them all

Then off home, oh, what a haul!


We had no water or electricity

Like folks on the mainland in the big city


We had to go to the well and carry pails

Of water down the muddy trails 


That led to the spring line below the hill

The weight of them I think of still.


And in the grate we burned coal or peat

So we could cook and have some heat. 


We climbed up cliffs and jumped off rocks,

Played peever in our flowery frocks,


We ran with hoops and played at rounders

Of baseball we were quite the founders!


Our croft was clothed in a myriad flowers

Of every shape and type and color


Ragged robin comes to mind,

Eye-bright too and every kind


Of clover, pink and white, and yellow rattle,

Orchids of red, white and purple petal


Primroses, lady’s smock and sea thrift too,

Marsh marigold and forget-me-not so blue 


And in this day when all the rage

Is to gaze upon the digital page


I often think of those days gone by

And the simple life we lived and why 


I am glad I had this island childhood

Of simple fun and play


I will remember it and be grateful

Until my dying day!


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The Banshee’s Wail

By H. Craig Erskine III

 

Aye, has more than once been told,

On down through the ages auld,

Gather lads t’ hear m’ tale,

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

Aye, ‘twill make yer blood run cold,

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

 

On moon-lit night, ‘cross the moor,

‘Twould not matter, rich nor poor.

A stout man’s face would turn pale,

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

Ya must fear it, t’ be sure.

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

 

Heather under midnight moon,

Female spirit neigh comes soon,

Wailing woman, without fail.

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

When she comes t’ cut him down,

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

 

From kirk tower sounds the bell,

‘Tis a lonely mournful knell.

O’er the thistle hear it sail,

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

Who’ll be next?  ‘Tis hard t’ tell.

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

 

So beware lads, stout an’ true,

When you see such a dark view

As a creeping fate, in dale,

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

You’ll have shivers through an’ through.

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

 

Come gather to the fire,

Stand ‘round the funeral pyre,

‘Tis then that you all must hail

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

Wi’ flames a-leaping higher,

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

 

One’s appointed time t’ die,

Canna be put off if ya try.

She’s after every last male,

The cry o’ the Banshee’s wail.

‘Tis still there with yer last sigh.

The cry o’ the banshee’s wail.

 

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